What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 14:47

Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What is the hidden meaning behind 'Skibidi Ohio', and why is it trending?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Why do you allow your cat to lie in bed with you?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.