What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:14

-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Don't you think Democrats are so full of it stool softener and an enema couldn't help them?
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Are there any men who have sex with male dogs?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Can you write a letter to your first love without mentioning his/her name?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
What have you learned from your parents' mistakes?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
Why do most Indian women cuckold or cheat on their husbands?
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why cant I stop thinking about counsellor between sessions?
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
-All the bad guys are black.